Limericks of CACTUS

Inspired by the Limericks of Doom written by the great BenjaminTheDonkey, I kicked off this un-Denial site many years ago with a limerick I wrote to honor Dr. Varki & Dr. Brower for their important MORT theory that explains the existence and behavior of one very unusual animal on this planet.

For explaining why humans are odd
To Varki and Brower we applaud
A great mystery they solved
With denial we evolved
And created the Higgs, overshoot, and God

The last line attempts to communicate the three most amazing things about the human brain that MORT explains:

  1. Higgs is a particle we predicted would exist using theories we created to explain how the universe works, and was confirmed to exist 48 years after our prediction. Higgs is a metaphor for our extreme curiosity and intelligence that successfully explained the creation of the universe, origin of life, and one very special brain. No other species comes close to this accomplishment. Varki & Brower’s MORT theory explains how and why our brain evolved across a barrier to enable this unique capability.
  2. Overshoot: We used our unique extended theory of mind and intelligence to dominate all other species, and to create the complexity that enables modernity with a population of more than 8 billion totally dependent on rapidly depleting non-renewable resources, while aggressively denying our obvious overshoot predicament and probable CACTUS ending. Varki & Brower’s MORT theory explains why we are in overshoot and why we deny it.
  3. God: Humans have a near universal belief in life after death, despite zero supporting evidence, and plentiful contradictory evidence. God is a shorthand word we use for life after death. No other animal has Gods and Varki & Brower’s MORT theory explains why.

Gaia suggested we write a limerick for CACTUS.

I think this is a great idea, and a nice way to honor Hideaway’s CACTUS theory, which is the only significant new idea in the overshoot space since Varki’s MORT theory 10 years ago.

You are invited to write a limerick about CACTUS, and to publish it as a comment on this post.

I will then copy them here for better visibility.

After a few weeks, or when new contributions stop, we’ll have a vote to select the best, and I will publish it in the coveted second from the top position of the sidebar favorite quotes.

If it turns out that multiple limericks have “best of” lines, maybe we can collaborate on merging them into one super best limerick .

Here’s a sample of some of my favorite limericks by BenjaminTheDonkey, copied from here.

I’m O.K. with more BAU—
It’s better than being all through;
The truth is, my friend,
I don’t want it to end,
And neither, I’m betting, do you.

We’d be smart to shut our damn yaps
And keep this doom stuff under wraps:
If we kept it hush-hush,
We might put off the rush
To inevitable collapse.

But it doesn’t take a savant
To excuse being nonchalant:
Once we admit
That we can’t change jack shit,
It doesn’t matter what we want.

Rational Animals: An Oxymoron

What logical reasoning gave
To us since we came from the cave
Sure got lots of ink
And changed how we think
But not the way we behave.

Define limerick.

A limerick is a specific form of short, humorous, and often nonsensical poetry. It follows a very strict structural and rhythmic pattern that makes it instantly recognizable—and usually quite catchy.

The Structure

  • A limerick always consists of exactly five lines.
  • Rhyme Scheme: It follows an AABBA pattern.
  • Lines 1, 2, and 5 rhyme with each other.
  • Lines 3 and 4 rhyme with each other (and are usually shorter).

The Rhythm (Meter)

  • Limericks rely on a bouncy rhythm called anapestic meter. This means two short syllables followed by one long, stressed syllable (da-da-DUM).
  • Lines 1, 2, and 5 typically have three beats.
  • Lines 3 and 4 typically have two beats.

Example

To see the anatomy in action, here is a classic example:

There was an Old Man with a beard, (A)
Who said, “It is just as I feared!— (A)
Two Owls and a Hen, (B)
Four Larks and a Wren, (B)
Have all built their nests in my beard!” (A)

Common Characteristics

  • The “Opening”: Most limericks begin by introducing a person and a place (e.g., “There once was a man from Nantucket…”).
  • The Twist: The final line usually serves as a punchline or a surprising conclusion to the “story.”
  • Tone: They are almost always lighthearted, whimsical, or even a bit “naughty” (though many are written specifically for children).

Contributions

#1 – By Gaia gardener:

Down under lives a sage we call Uncle,
Whose Theory of CACTUS would prickle
The masses who deny
Modernity’s end is nigh,
Yet none can refute nor debunkle! 

#2 – By Gaia gardener:

At un-Denial we hold daily practice,
led by Rob so nothing distracts us,
from the doctrine of MORT,
and civilisation cut short,
because Seriously, we’re all CACTUS!  

#3 – By Renaee:

We gather as we cannot conceive
That the masses don’t see what we see
But we figured it out
It started to sprout!
Then the cactus prick set us all free

#4 – By Renaee:

There once was a man from Arizona
He saw FIRE then saw it’s all over
Coz when humans got lit
It all turned to shit
But really it’s the BLOB that’s the poser

#5 – By Nick:

It’s clearly our cognitive style
To process hard truth with denial
We’re not rational actors
So ideas like CACTUS
Can be safely ignored
… for a while

#6 – By Gaia gardener:

Our predicament shouldn’t be hard to explain
to a species with a sizable brain,
We’re heading off the CACTUS cliff,
far too late to cry “what if?”,
and it’s not the free fall, but the landing that’s a pain!

#7 – By Flippr:

No problem here says our regime
As weather becomes more extreme
Tornados blowing!
Floods, start rowing!
FEMA will make it all peaches and cream

#8 – By el mar:

CACTUS, the truth telling plant,
is predicting a Seneca End!
Until the terminal end of BAU,
carpe diem – enjoy yor life now,
don´t expect to receive any rent.

#9 – By nikoB:

It appears that soon we’ll all be cactus
No longer is the time just to practice
They’ve shut the Straits of Hormuz
Now we’re all set to lose
The Orange man has certainly Fracked us

#10 – By David H:

The society’s gears are well oiled,
The landscapes that were are now spoiled.
When there’s naught left to mine,
We can only opine,
“What a shame that we’ll all soon be broiled”

#11 – By Rob:

Modernity requires growth
Of complexity & scale both
Experts all missed it
None have admitted it
Because reality’s too damn gross

#12 – By Rob:

Complexity & scale must gain
In a planet wide supply chain
Unfortunately infinite
Is impossible on finite
So expect high but short pain

#13 – By Rob:

Resources decline in quality
Forcing up scale & complexity
As they deplete
Best we first eat
Supernova is modernity

#14 – By Rob (with edit by Renaee):

Modernity requires continual growth
Resource flows & complexity both
Debt can reset
But physics is set
Only a wish or a dream is degrowth

#15 – By Renaee:

Mind Over Reality Transition
Got us into this crazy position
The game was rigged from the start
With no way to depart
From our inevitable Cactus affliction

#15A – By Renaee (with edit by Rob):

Mind Over Reality Transition
Created our overshoot position
Denied from the start
With no way to depart
From our CACTUS destination

#15B – By Renaee (with edit by Rob & Renaee):

Mind Over Reality Transition
Kickstarted our overshoot condition
Denied from the start
With no way to depart
From our fated CACTUS fruition

#16 – By paqnation:

The blob consumes energy through ingestion
Photosynthesis, chemosynthesis and absorption
But there’s only one path to CACTUS
And it revolves around blasphemous
Cooking is the path to this deadly destruction

#17 – By Gaia gardener

A universal truth–we reap what we sow
And thus, CACTUS from MORT’s seed did grow,
Now a deadly weed in Earth’s garden
For which we beg mother Gaia’s pardon,
“Forgive us, in our denial we didn’t want to know!”

#18 – By Robin:

A Blockade of the Strait of Hormuz
by a President so confused
that he hastened the shift
off the Seneca Cliff
when he thought it was only a ruse.

#18A – By Robin (with edit by Renaee):

A Blockade of the Strait of Hormuz
by a President who is so confused
that he hastened the shift
off the Seneca Cliff
when he thought it was only a ruse.

#19 – By Robin:

A prickly cactus of arms
near the Strait of Hormuz, it swarms
to bottle the flood
of black global life-blood
as it backfires its economic harms.

#20 – By Hideaway:

I’ve been out limericked by Gaia and Renaee
There is nothing much left to say
In the fullness of time
When civilization is past it’s prime
Everyone wishes they’d been hiding away.

#21 – By el mar:

We humans believe to be smart,
but this thinking is also a fart!
We behave as created,
so don´t be frustrated.
Anyway entropy lets fall all apart!

#22 – By Robin:

The United States had a plan
to shoot up the state of Iran,
but they didn’t detect
that the guns on their deck
pointed backwards and shot their own cans.

#23 – By monk:

There once was a person aware
Of her own thoughts she could hear
With a start of fright
Her death was insight
So, she denied it to avoid the despair

#24 – By monk:

People think we can keep growing
Destroying the planet without knowing
That when the oil’s gone
We’ll be forlorn
That mass death is the only thing going

#25 – By monk:

There was a man from Mar‑a‑Lago
Who was dumber than a bonobo
Orange was his face
But he won election race
And now there’s no more oil cargo

#25A – By monk (with edit by Renaee):

There once was a man from Mar‑a‑Lago
Who was wicked dumb with much brovado
Orange was his face
But he won the election race
And now there’s no oil left in cargo

#26 – By Lurker:

In time it got more complicated
As supply lines got more integrated
Then out came one pin
And the whole thing caved in
So modernity got truly eliminated.

#27 – By Huldulæki:

There once was a panic in Norway,
As leaders moved fast without delay,
They reopened old wells,
As the loud worry swells,
To keep Europe’s lights on night and day.

#28 – By CampbellS:

A software engineer from Vancouver
Started an Un-denial maneuver
A guy from Australia
Made CACTUS the flavour
And now we’re all fucked
Now it’s the ultimate remover

#29 – By great unwashed:

Our civilisation had become quite trite
Extracting oil with all its might
Futile prepped and bought
Yet billions had naught
As our demise drew quickly, goodnight.

#29A – By great unwashed:

Our civilisation had become quite trite
Extracting oil with all its might
Futile prepped and bought
Yet billions had naught
As our demise drew quickly in sight

#30 – By monk:

There once was a system that grew
On old sunlight’s stores it withdrew
Yet growth couldn’t last
Once the limits were passed
And collapse came much sooner than due

#30A- By monk (with edit by Hideaway):

There once was a system that grew
On old sunlight’s stores we went through
Yet growth couldn’t last
Once the limits were passed
And collapse came much sooner than due

#31 – By Renaee:

Denial is the name of the game
Everywhere we look it’s the same
The planet is trashed
While we all worship cash
It’s true, the whole world is insane

#32 – By nikoB:

Said Netanyahu to the Trump
Go give Iran a thump
But with every blow that he threw
Iran decisively chewed
A bigger piece out of his rump

#33 – By Mark:

Hope is the way
The masses pray
With the world in despair
And so few MORT aware
Better get OK, with complexity going away.

#34 – By Gaia gardener:

Denial–a river so wide
To cross a challenge untried,
Brave Rob captained his motley crew
who rowed with conviction true,
Alas, ran CACTUS and capsized!

#35 – By Perran:

Humans have an affliction
It’s called Mind Over Reality Transition
It means that despite being smart
They will deny from their heart
Any unpleasant condition

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320 Comments

Christ
Reply to  Rob Mielcarski
May 8, 2026 4:28 pm

LOL, I spent way too much time trying to narrow this down to three.

2
31
16

Gaia gardener
Gaia gardener
Reply to  Christ
May 8, 2026 5:05 pm

Haha bro,
Good onya for the great reveal and just about the same time I did, too! (your post didn’t refresh before I wrote mine) Well, that almost proves that we are related, or at least psychically connected in some way. It was soooo great to talk yesterday (was it only yesterday?) and look forward to our next chat. Please give Debbie my best for a happy Mother’s Day, after all without her you wouldn’t have been pushed out 50 years ago!

Gaia gardener
Gaia gardener
Reply to  Christ
May 8, 2026 5:30 pm

I just realised you voted for one of my efforts (as well as yours, of course!) To have the mark of Christ is a blessing (or cross?) too great to bear. Already I owe so much, my cup overfloweth.

Speaking of Bear, give all furries in your household a good scratch for me.

Renaee
Reply to  Christ
May 8, 2026 6:31 pm

Screw it….posting mine as well.
Gold 15B
Silver 14
Bronze 26
🙂
I went for precision but would have liked a bonus vote for the most funny one after all!

Gaia gardener
Gaia gardener
Reply to  Rob Mielcarski
May 8, 2026 4:51 pm

Good morning happy campers! I guess everyone is voting by email as I can’t see any replies here this morning. Well, I will be the first then to show my cards. It was quite difficult to narrow it down to the final three as I really enjoyed everyone’s contributions. Now I feel obligated to explain my picks. Firstly, out of honour and respect to Rob’s blog and the grandfather idea that started it all, I thought I should choose at least one that clearly identified MORT. And, because the original intent was to give CACTUS a limerick of its very own, I picked one that highlighted that acronym. It happens that both ideas are well represented in one of my choices. Here I want to emphasise these two acronyms in and of themselves are so clever. MORT means death as a Latin root and it is understanding our own mortality that began the reality transition, and of course, our pet CACTUS has pride of place for perfectly representing our complexity infused predicament and the Aussie humour of being finished by it. I also wanted to pick one that for me encapsulated the overarching picture in a classical limerick way (well done, monk! all of yours fit the bill and I chose the one with Hideaway’s slight edit) And finally, I wanted to choose a funny catchy one and Campbell’s stood out for me for the cheekiness in that extra crossed out line. Also, he specifically mentioned Rob and Hideaway’s masterful part in bringing us all to this conclusion.

So, Gaia’s choices are (and just in order of number) 15B, 28, and 30A

I just wanted to say a huge thank you to everyone for your enthusiastic participation, this past week was an especial delight when checking in at un-Denial. We all need to laugh our way through this mess and it’s always better shared. A huge shout out to Rob for organising this competition so assiduously, as with everything he does.

Namaste, friends.

Renaee
Reply to  Gaia gardener
May 8, 2026 6:25 pm

Good to get yr explanation. I went email to heighten the surprise! Yes Rob runs a tight ship and we crew are the beneficiary. I am like you that I enjoy the word play, but appreciate minimalist comms as well.

Gaia gardener
Gaia gardener
Reply to  Renaee
May 8, 2026 7:18 pm

Happy Mother’s Day to all mothers and products of mothers! Thinking of you and your family, Renaee, for this weekend gettogether.

It looks like I still have one limerick in me. I’ve always thought of Rob as our fearless captain, too, and this popped into my head. I am so grateful to be in the same boat with everyone here, wherever and however we’re going, we’ve at least got the best company.

Denial–a river so wide
To cross a challenge untried,
Brave Rob captained his motley crew
who rowed with conviction true,
Alas, ran CACTUS and capsized!

But at least we will all go down together!

Namaste, friends.

Gaia gardener
Gaia gardener
Reply to  Gaia gardener
May 8, 2026 7:35 pm

By the way, I am not expecting this late addition to be added to the voting list, of course rules are rules, otherwise we’d be like the current global geopolitical situation. But, I suddenly felt the limerick urge (which tends to come in fits and starts). Consider yourselves warned, that may not be the last!

Renaee
Reply to  Rob Mielcarski
May 8, 2026 7:01 pm

I realise now not necessary to prioritize one’s votes 🙃

Stellarwind72
Reply to  Rob Mielcarski
May 8, 2026 8:26 pm

I will check IPs to prevent illegal ballot stuffing

Unfortunately, IP addresses don’t necessarily correspond to individual users.
Right now IPv4 addresses are so scarce that many ISPs are actually having many customers sharing an IP address.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carrier-grade_NAT

Unlike fossil fuel depletion, which doesn’t have solutions, IPv4 depletion actually does have a technical solution: IPv6

BTW, I’ll send my vote tomorrow.

Last edited 20 days ago by Stellarwind72
CampbellS
Reply to  Rob Mielcarski
May 9, 2026 1:13 am

My votes:
5
15
28

Perran
Perran
Reply to  Rob Mielcarski
May 9, 2026 1:25 am

My vote
31
32
15B

And my contribution even though it’s too late

Humans have an affliction
It’s called Mind Over Reality Transition
It means that despite being smart
They will deny from their heart
Any unpleasant condition

nikoB
nikoB
Reply to  Rob Mielcarski
May 9, 2026 2:40 pm

I sent email yesterday but no reply Rob

HideAway
HideAway
Reply to  Rob Mielcarski
May 9, 2026 6:15 pm

Gold 15
Silver 2
Bronze 30A

I’ve gone with all the ladies, they just seem better wordsmiths than us old codgers..

steve c
Reply to  Rob Mielcarski
May 9, 2026 6:59 pm

5
15A
30

Stellarwind72
Reply to  Rob Mielcarski
May 9, 2026 10:09 pm

I am voting for #14, #6 and #24. The competition was pretty tight though.

Gaia gardener
Gaia gardener
Reply to  Rob Mielcarski
May 10, 2026 3:05 am

Hello Rob,

Only a few more hours until the final vote tallying–it’s as exciting as the Academy Awards! Just wanted to see if we’re on the same page with this minor technicality. Since some limericks were edited, the vote may be split between the different versions which could dilute the standing of each. I think that the “mother” limerick should receive all the counts for that number and then the version within that number that got the most votes will be the official representative. Am I making any sense, sorry I’m not expressing myself clearly but I trust you are getting my gist. I don’t think it will matter in the end but just wanted everyone to know that this critical voting is being taking very seriously, no gerrymandering funny business here!

Hope this was a welcome diversion to your weekend and thank you again for all your brave and crazy efforts.

Even if one of your limericks doesn’t make it on the podium, you deserve a group hug!

Gaia gardener
Gaia gardener
Reply to  Rob Mielcarski
May 10, 2026 5:50 pm

Hello Rob,

You’re too good to us. Thank you for that amazing breakdown of the votes, that brought an even bigger smile and chuckle than all the limericks put together! Yes, that was what I meant but at the end it didn’t matter as Renaee’s entry 15 was the clear winner and it was most fair that she could choose the variant.

I am really not sure why the voting turnout was so poor. If only we had Elon Musk to prop up participation with bribes. I suggested that next time we should make it compulsory with heavy fines and loss of social credits. You’d think that we monkeys would fall in line then! But of course, we are a rare denial deficient subspecies so that could explain the wayward behaviour. You can just never know what drives us, but I’ll bet everything that we did still have a lot of fun!

Renaee
Reply to  Rob Mielcarski
May 10, 2026 3:15 pm

I am completely chuffed!! ⭐️ I will give it some thought during my walk and let you know which one is the go 😉
Thanks everyone for such a fun distraction and Rob too for your scrupulous attention to detail in compiling it all.
Second thoughts, I reckon I will go for 15B – a joint effort that mentions overshoot, the key concept that needs to be in there as well.

Christ
Reply to  Renaee
May 10, 2026 4:21 pm

Way to go Renaee!! You’ve reached the peak of awesomeness. It’s all downhill from here.😂

Renaee
Reply to  Christ
May 10, 2026 4:38 pm

Yes!!😂

Gaia gardener
Gaia gardener
Reply to  Renaee
May 10, 2026 5:39 pm

Congratulations Renaee, so well done on the winning entry and all the others, too!

Congratulations and thank you to everyone who participated and a huge round of applause for Rob! I am very surprised in the lack of voting, it should have been made compulsory with stiff fines for non participation! Haha, I should talk because although voting in Australia is compulsory for citizens, I actually submit informal votes for all government levels (blank ballot), as I have completely lost confidence in the system and this is my form of conscientious objection.

Maybe it was just the sheer volume of great limericks that overwhelmed the populace. I am sure, however, that everyone who did read through them got some enjoyment from our collective efforts, and that’s the main thing.

nikoB
nikoB
Reply to  Rob Mielcarski
May 10, 2026 9:23 pm

That would be a great trip to do.
Australia has nothing like that.

Christ
May 10, 2026 3:47 pm

Lyle Lewis’s investigative journalism is second to none. It’s a disgrace that no other media outlets are covering this important story.

GENEVA — In a breakthrough expected to dramatically simplify climate science, researchers announced this week that global warming can now be fully controlled by choosing the right graph.

“We found that if you select a sufficiently narrow time window, almost any conclusion becomes possible,” said a spokesperson familiar with the discovery. “In some cases, climate change disappears entirely.”

The method is elegant. First, identify a complex system spanning centuries, continents, and multiple feedback loops. Then isolate a single dataset, crop it tightly, remove all annotations, and present it without context.

The result, researchers say, “speaks for itself.”

“This is a major advance,” the spokesperson added. “Previously, people thought you had to engage with the full body of evidence. Now we know that one graph, viewed briefly and confidently, is enough.”

The technique works best when paired with phrases like “the data don’t lie” and “just asking questions.” Experts caution, however, that including error bars, baselines, uncertainty ranges, spatial variation, or looking out the window may weaken the effect.

Additional refinements—such as zooming in on short-term variability or beginning the graph at a conveniently warm year—can further enhance clarity.

When asked whether cherry-picking undermines scientific integrity, the spokesperson was dismissive. “Only if you care about integrity,” they said. “Our audience is looking for reassurance.”

https://lylel.substack.com/p/scientists-discover-climate-change

ps. This video cracks me up. Fans of ‘Saved by the Bell’ will get a kick out of it.

nikoB
nikoB
Reply to  Rob Mielcarski
May 10, 2026 9:29 pm

Our life is wrapped in MORTality
As there is no escaping reality
but once we’ve been here a while
most folks develop denial
To escape our coming fatality.

HideAway
HideAway
Reply to  Rob Mielcarski
May 10, 2026 2:45 pm

The A.I. as in any A.I. will make a whole heap of assumptions from popular misconception. You have to make it qualify the assumptions made, as Rintrah did for some of it’s conclusions, but not all.

The EROEI often shortened to EROI, which is a mistake by itself, uses narrow boundaries which always make any energy source seem a lot better than it really is. If it’s something we are going to rely upon, as in statistically, then there should be no boundaries in the calculations, it’s that simple.

As soon as boundaries are included, then it’s just a story of fiction we tell ourselves. We know for a fact people prefer fiction to reality, because religions exist, so why expect anything different?

Christ
May 9, 2026 3:28 pm

Just a couple clips that get emotions out of me. Happy emotions.

This is my favorite sports moment of all time. Including the announcer’s call. Listen to that thunderous roar when he hits the ball. And look for Griffey’s big smile at the bottom of the pile. (another cool aspect that adds to the drama; Seattle was about to lose their team to another city, but this moment saved the franchise)

Gaia will like this one cuz of the song. Start it from the beginning and I bet the 2:41 mark will make you laugh, cry, or at the very least put a big smile on your face.

Gaia gardener
Gaia gardener
Reply to  Christ
May 9, 2026 6:39 pm

Hey bro,
Thanks for that. One of my favorites, how did you know? Except I wasn’t lip syncing, but belting it out for all I was worth. Nothing’s gonna stop us now (except for Cactus). But better to be in the same boat with you all until the bitter end.

Renaee
Reply to  Christ
May 10, 2026 2:40 am

re movie song = loved it! And this kinda rang a bell, but i don’t think I have seen it before, not sure. But Andrew knew exactly what film it was and told me re story line, I reckon will line this one up as well for another night.

Christ
May 8, 2026 11:52 pm

Not sure where I found this. Cool video about the blob.

It’s time to explore a big question while we watch a ciliate go through its last moments.

Life is a chemical system that uses energy to keep itself from reaching chemical equilibrium. 

Death is the moment when the system that maintains the far from equilibrium state ceases existence.

Christ
May 8, 2026 6:49 pm

A little fuel for the misanthropes. And don’t worry, I’ll arrange it so that he spends eternity in hell.

J. Doe
J. Doe
Reply to  Christ
May 9, 2026 10:51 am

Right up there with parasitic wasps that inject their eggs into still living hosts so that their children can eat them alive inside-out! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parasitoid_wasp

J. Doe
J. Doe
Reply to  J. Doe
May 9, 2026 11:59 am

Addendum: these wasps made Darwin himself question the existence of a benevolent creator god: https://www.columbia.edu/cu/tat/core/darwin.htm

Mark
Mark
May 8, 2026 1:01 pm

Hope is the way
The masses pray
With the world in despair
And so few MORT aware
Better get OK, with complexity going away.

Ps No voting for me, but thanks for the comments.

Gaia gardener
Gaia gardener
Reply to  Mark
May 8, 2026 5:11 pm

Hello Mark,
Very nice contribution, thank you. So many of us have tried to express the same sentiments as you did in our own limerick efforts. Wishing you and your family all the best going forward, and trust that you’ll be OK.
Namaste.

Renaee
Reply to  Rob Mielcarski
May 8, 2026 6:17 pm

And he has Art Berman on the show next. Travelling on a bus to the country so lots of time to listen. Both his and B still talk in decades about the future 🤷‍♀️they have not read Hideaway’s 90 days of close of Strait essay obviously.

nikoB
nikoB
May 7, 2026 11:12 pm

Said Netanyahu to the Trump
Go give Iran a thump
But with every blow that he threw
Iran decisively chewed
A bigger piece out of his rump

Gaia gardener
Gaia gardener
May 7, 2026 7:18 pm

Hello friends,

Well, we’re heading into another weekend of nail-biting. Of course I’m referring to the nearly unbearable excitement of picking the limerick champion of the un-Denial world! As a side show, there’s the minor spectacle of the US/Israel and Iran war, the expected resumption bombing will seal all our oblivion.

I know the jury’s out with this Professor Jiang guy, he does have a certain manner that could be considered irksome but I think this interview showcases the best of his understanding and exposition of the world situation. Great visuals with maps, too (and a super cool smartboard). Steven Bartlett does a great job leading the interview step by step, so the core concepts should be easily understood. Very interesting conclusions, time will tell how his latest “predictions” unfold. Of course we’ve got our own CACTUS prediction going, but too bad we don’t have the same online following as either one of these podcast wonders. Give it a try if you haven’t been able to stomach his lectures online.

And now for the most important issue of the day, the limerick competition! I suggest that we get to rank our top 3 in the voting, and perhaps we can have several categories of limerick–one for the more serious, and another for humour for example. As you can see, I would love it if everyone could be a winner! And maybe we should give Uncle Hideaway the honour of choosing the top prize if there happens to a tie. To be fair, we should nominate Rob as official chairperson of the committee devoted to the voting process. Of course, we should have a golden winner’s trophy (one that DJT would envy!) and a runner’s up plate. The rest of us will get consolation prizes, in Australia there is the dubious wooden spoon award for the person or team coming in last. I’ll leave it to you all to decide which of my suggestions are completely facetious (if any!)

Namaste and happy voting, friends.

Renaee
Reply to  Rob Mielcarski
May 7, 2026 9:09 pm

I don’t mind re an email or on the site.
but the question is – are we allowed to vote for our own Limerick?? Doing away with false modesty here 😉
And Gold Silver Bronze i think is the way to go – six is too many.

Renaee
Reply to  Rob Mielcarski
May 7, 2026 9:18 pm

🤣 🤣 very good sir

Christ
Reply to  Rob Mielcarski
May 8, 2026 12:17 am

No voter intimidation tactics from me I promise. Just three loving words to all of my children out there: Beware My Wrath

Renaee
Reply to  Gaia gardener
May 7, 2026 9:14 pm

It came up in my feed too, and I am not usually a fan of the diary of CEO guy, his style is to play dumb and talk fast, but on your rec I will give this one a listen. Yes a minor distraction this WW3, to the real matter at hand 😉

Gaia gardener
Gaia gardener
Reply to  Rob Mielcarski
May 7, 2026 10:35 pm

Oh dear, the pressure. I just put this out because I thought if you had only 2 hours (and that might be too long) to get the jist of what this Jiang guy is all about, this could be the one-size-fits all lecture. Some interesting ideas but of course no Cactus awareness.

I like the Gold, Silver and Bronze podiums. This is just like the Olympics!

We can all memorize the winning limerick and it will become our club anthem!

Renaee
Reply to  Rob Mielcarski
May 10, 2026 4:43 pm

Great interview. Glad I listened to the end just now, especially interesting re Platos cave and his personal story after that.

Stellarwind72
May 7, 2026 6:55 pm

I typed into the google search bar the phrase: “how fast does oil form”, and the top result was a young earth creationist website called “Answers in Genesis”. We are so screwed!

oil_genesis
HideAway
HideAway
Reply to  Rob Mielcarski
May 7, 2026 8:11 pm

I must be a poor negotiator, yet despite this, I’ve never found calling the other side of a negotiation lunatics or idiots, as I’ve never found calling people your negotiating with names has ever helped a situation, ever…

Perhaps I need to change my style for those I’m negotiating with..

How do people think this will work, with my new style?….
I want a discount on that car, TV, Air con, whatever, of at least 20% you F@#$%^t, or else…

Christ
Reply to  HideAway
May 8, 2026 4:41 pm

LOL

When I worked as a mattress salesman, I learned that some people (mostly from India) really do negotiate this way. My coworkers would usually get offended at the aggressiveness and not budge off the sticker price. But I always appreciated the game and would play along.

But easier to just use the Kramer discount for 30% off. Doesn’t always work though:

el mar
el mar
Reply to  Rob Mielcarski
May 8, 2026 1:59 am

Trump is a misanthrope

“The most important human aspiration is the pursuit of morality in action. Our inner balance and even our very existence depend on it. Only morality in action can lend beauty and dignity to life.” – Albert Einstein

Trump has destroyed the minimal consensus. It was never perfect in world politics—but there were moral guidelines.

People have always lied everywhere. Tactical lies and white lies are commonplace in politics. But lying used to be respectful to a certain extent, even if it was deceitful and selfish. Trump has broken down all boundaries. His behavior is utterly disrespectful, unworthy, and despicable.

He has taken something away from humanity—he has pulled the rug out from under the very ground on which we might have been able to rebuild some trust. He has downgraded humanity to junk status. Now, there are no standards whatsoever.

Christ
Reply to  Rob Mielcarski
May 8, 2026 4:51 pm

The misanthrope community loudly rejects Trump from our club.

Gaia gardener
Gaia gardener
Reply to  el mar
May 8, 2026 9:06 pm

Hear, hear el mar! So well said about our degraded human condition. That quote by Einstein is certainly one to aspire to, thank you for bringing that encouragement to light.

I join many others’ professional opinion in that the proper term to describe Trump is sociopath/psychopath. I think he actually enjoys the company of his sycophants, needs the approval of others, and craves the limelight so he doesn’t exactly avoid being with people. A sociopath/psychopath deliberately disregards social norms and the rights of others, being devoid of empathy and in fact, receives pleasure in manipulating, exploiting, and harming others. How did we get here where the most flagrant example of this mental pathology and the POTUS are the same person?

I refuse to compose a limerick with any reference to DJT (don’t want to give him any more exposure!), but appreciate so much all the fantastic ones already penned here. If anything, we haven’t been crass enough!

I will try to calm down now and end with a serene

Namaste.

Christ
May 7, 2026 4:55 pm

Jan Bloxham doesn’t say much anymore but when he does, it’s usually worth my time. 

In his episode on The Great Simplification, Luke Kemp, author of Goliath’s Curse, talks about his time as a researcher for the Centre for the Study of Existential Risk. He comments that, based on his observations of people, lasting very long in this field of study requires a naturally sunny disposition.

This is to counteract the magnetic, soul-devouring pull of the abyss. When you stare into the abyss, the abyss also stares into you.

Such study is potentially insanity-causing, especially when coupled with the obliviousness of the general public (see Paul Chefurka’s Ladder of Awareness) and the resulting ostracisation one inevitably encounters when one commits the faux pas of bringing it up with anyone IRL.

Collapse awareness is an IYKYK situation that cannot be unseen. It’s downright surreal to see the entire globe’s future flip from “our odds are good” to “we are drawing dead” so abruptly and completely.

For me, learning that WASF, and the severity of it, was the easy part to accept. A little bit of fun even. The hard part was the inevitability of it all. That if you ran this shitshow experiment a thousand times, Rob’s blueprints are gonna show up every goddamn time. Not much fun in that.😉

https://substack.com/@gnug315/note/c-255098521

ps. Great tune about depression and despair. It’s actually an upbeat melody.

I got it years ago from Scrubs. I’ve gotten tons of songs from there. Whoever was in charge of picking music on that show had good taste. 

J. Doe
J. Doe
Reply to  Rob Mielcarski
May 8, 2026 12:22 pm

It’s entirely evitable if you bypass MORT through a robust absence of emotion (you don’t need to deny what you are afraid of if your brain does not have the neuro-architecture to experience fear to begin with) – the problem here is that you would have to find a pathway that leads to unemotional intelligence, and then find a way to stabilize it in the gene pool (turns out a sentient being without emotion may not have any interest in reproduction – my best guess is that you would have to design the organism in such a way that replication happens passively, like shedding eggs with excretions and said eggs becoming offspring that can survive on their own without any parental care)

Model organisms, at least in part, are documented: schizoids have a remarkably flat affect (doesn’t mean no emotions, but far, far below the established human average), certain neurological conditions that destroy the amygdala also selectively remove the fear-response of the brain (e. g. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urbach%E2%80%93Wiethe_disease ) and autism, while not typically associated with reduced emotionality, which tends to come with better reality testing at the cost of reduced ToM.

Lifeforms without any capacity for fear are the norm (plants, bacteria, fungi, anything without a brain, really) and function exceptionally well, the only question would be how you give those things a high-capacity brain without emotional protocols (I think this is possible, just very unlikely on this particular planet, given that such an organism has not been documented so far)

J. Doe
J. Doe
Reply to  J. Doe
May 8, 2026 12:33 pm

Addendum:

If I had to create a life-form that bypasses MORT but still has extreme cognition and ToM, I would probably start with the organism being a sort of reptile that reproduces asexually: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Mexico_whiptail

Giving it a bigger brain will probably require a larger body, so I would size it up at least to https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Komodo_dragon levels (actually larger than a human in size and biomass; the design works just fine with contemporary earth)

In case of the brain, I would obviously leave out all genetic sequences that encode the amygdala, that should get rid of a lot of fear-responses and emotional nonsense.

Of course, intelligence means jack if you do not have the body parts to actually do anything with it (hello, hands with opposable thumbs), so the final result would probably look more like this:comment image/revision/latest?cb=20190921162830

J. Doe
J. Doe
Reply to  J. Doe
May 8, 2026 1:15 pm

This model reptiloid of mine would have a very clear understanding of death, but would be completely unbothered by that insight. It simply sees its existence as a time-span from t(A) to t(B) and everything after that is irrelevant to it (that includes the existence of its own species into the future, which is why it is important that reproduction happens regardless in a passive way, such as shedding self-sufficient eggs with excrements)

It has no concept of metaphysical belief systems (gods, afterlives, burial rites, myths, ethics, spirituality, superstition etc.) and also doesn’t need any of those (it’s a solitary organism and has no use for narratives to maintain group-cohesion)

It probably spends its life in a cave in a jungle, licking spiders and insects off the walls and analyzing its environment to optimize nutrient intake and personal health.
What it wouldn’t spend time on is building memorials, tombs, temples, brothels, bars and so on and forth. Probably tools and perhaps protective equipment, even though its scales already offer excellent natural armor, and it also can regenerate most of its limbs over time in case of catastrophic damage.

J. Doe
J. Doe
Reply to  J. Doe
May 8, 2026 1:41 pm

Crucially, now that we have set up the Anti-MORT-non-fire-monkey, we must keep in mind that the existence of an anti-MORT organism does not by itself prevent the evolution of a MORT organism that again fucks everything up, so it might be logically necessary that the anti-MORT organism knows in advance what MORT organisms ultimately end up doing, and react to the presence of MORT organisms with severe hostility and probably exterminate the entire population before it can proliferate to the point where it becomes unmanagable.

Gaia gardener
Gaia gardener
Reply to  J. Doe
May 8, 2026 10:47 pm

Hello J. Doe,

Thank you for this very interesting excursion! I couldn’t help but wonder if nature/evolution has already produced such creatures in our distant past, none other than the myriad dinosaur species which dominated this planet for 150 million years, and I argue that there are life forms that walk (or swim) amongst us now that may have transcended MORT with full consciousness.

Here I thank whoever it was (and I am sorry to have forgotten, maybe it was niko?) who recommended that we divert ourselves in the Prehistoric Planet series–I finally got around to that and enjoyed it so much, had to pinch myself that it wasn’t really a filmed doco! And while I’m at it, David Attenborough has just turned 100, what a life he’s having, it must actually be heartwrenching to have lived long enough and in the right era to witness our planet’s spectacular decline and know that your own species was responsible.

Anyway, it’s just a thought, not one that we could ever prove of course, that some dinosaurs did achieve consciousness in their long unbroken time of development. Some had the requisite body morphology to utilise tools with free (although seemingly vestigial) upper limbs, although they were already so perfectly adapted that perhaps tool use was not necessary for their survival. Although egg layers, some are portrayed as devoted parents (speculative?) but I don’t see how this would preclude your narrative, nor does the hypothesis that many species did live in groups.Perhaps I am completely biased after watching that computer generated series and even more crazy by anthropomorphizing over it, but you can’t help but wonder if these living beings had an inner dimension in addition to their very successful survival mechanism.

I understand that you are highlighting the idea that this hypothetical organism doesn’t have the emotional lability to cause a MORT complex as developed in H sapiens with subsequent behavioural sequelae. But as long as having and feeling emotion, and developing theory of mind doesn’t lead to any longstanding ecologically imbalanced action, then even if they do succumb to MORT, their evolutionary path naturally would look very different to ours. This could be because they have intellectually overcome emotions (as some human Masters have done) or because they don’t have the physiology to action more complex behaviour on their emotions, or both.

For example, in the case of elephants and dolphins, neither have the anatomy to create or finely manipulate advanced tools, lacking opposable thumbs and such. More obviously, one lives in water and thus cannot even access fire, much less maintain it. The entity previously known as paqnation and I had a great exchange on this in his legendary fire debut essay. However, with all our observations to date, I think it would be incredulous not to believe that these species have some, if not highly developed, inner awareness. They may even have an entire world view that centres around an understanding of death, and perhaps a concept of a creator or universal greater force. But because we cannot enter their minds (and this is true for all even of the same species, one can never be completely sure what the other is thinking or feeling, we can only extrapolate based on our receptive input means) and their language and nuances of communication are largely hidden from us, we can never know.

But yes, your reptiliod rendition is very attractive indeed, if only I had the eyes of the same species! Oh wait, you have made them asexual, but still, I’m sure they would be great friends if they ever happened to meet in the same cave. I can envisage their daily existence as noble hermit sages, being at one with the universe.

Namaste and all the best, friend.

J. Doe
J. Doe
Reply to  Gaia gardener
May 9, 2026 12:50 pm

I am not a biologist, just a bit biology-adjacent due to my background in chemistry, so I can’t really comment in any qualified way that goes beyond (somewhat informed) speculation.

I see several angles that allow something like MORT to happen, and emotions generally seem to be at the center of each.
Varki’s core argument seems to be that full understanding of death would cause fear paralysis in beings that are susceptible to that. Removing that susceptibility, if feasible, seems like a straightforward way. Some argue that fear is too useful evolutionarily to completely ditch it, but I would argue that a sufficiently intelligent organism doesn’t gain anything from being afraid – if the brain operates accurately and swiftly enough, then a purely rational real-time risk-assessment would be enough to ensure survival; e. g. you do not need to be afraid of a tyranno saurus, you just need to know that something much larger, much faster and much stronger than you is probably something you would want to avoid if you do not want to die. My best guess is that the fear-route is easier to arrange for and thus happens far more frequently than the alternative.

I just can’t help but feel that a being that has no fear, but a capacity for joy might still end up MORTified, not out of a fear of death, but because selective attention to “feels good” will make it reproduce faster than a being without that particular setup, ultimately outnumbering them. So just removing the capacity for fear might not be sufficient to avoid MORT; hence, I went for the more radical removal of all emotional capacity (even though I do confess I am a bit biased here, as a schizoid myself, my entire emotional processing is extremely flat and I can’t help but muse that it helps in being able to really process what Dr. Varki is saying – or anything else, for that matter. Emotional beings tend to recoil when something they encounter does not align with their established internal affective states, and then proceed to mind-over-reality all over it to reframe, ignore or trivialize.
Given that the majority of all organisms known do not have brains and probably no feelings, either (evolutionarily, if we assume that feelings require very specific brain structures and biochemistries, then emotions came very, very late in the history of life, AIs I talked to about this estimate that of all lifeforms ever, only 1% have emotions (typically social mammalian organisms, it’s a bit unclearer with things like worms, insects, spiders etc.)
But that tells us that life without emotions seems like the norm, with emotional beings being the “deviant” ones.
At least, that is my thought process behind it.

The second option, that MORT can establish itself in emotional beings even when they have selective fear suppression, would imply that you can end up with anti-MORT and MORT lifeforms at the same time (mathematically unlikely, but at least plausible, in my humble opinion), but the MORT lifeform would very likely out-compete the anti-MORT organism, at least on this planet (it might be different in a place where humans were not the apex predator and where holding false beliefs was far, far more lethal than on earth).

But I agree, and have often said so myself, that consciousness is ultimately a very tricky, if not impossible, research subject, because an individual seems to only ever be able to have access to its own phenomology, e. g. the way it experiences its inner world and whatever external stimuli its sensory organs hand over to its brain. Scientifically, we are limited to mere inference, my personal favourite are imaging techniques of brain activity (certain patterns seem to correlate with reported emotional states, that’s something to work with that is actually testable in a laboratory; problem is we don’t have any dinosaurs to put into an fmri-device or what not to see what their brains do when they get agitated or confronted with death)

A question that immediately comes to my mind in this context: if a carnivorous dinosaur fully understands death (and suffering), would it become depressed because it can only sustain its own life by ending the lives of other sentient beings? If it has not just cognitive understanding, but also affective empathy (mirror neurons that copy-paste the observed emotional states of other organisms into itself), it might simply stop eating, reproducing and goes extinct, which then would fail to stabilize that combination in the gene pool (which could be solved through denial, when it simply ignores the suffering it causes).

I’ll probably feed these thoughts to a few AIs, just to see what they “think” about it.

Christ
Reply to  J. Doe
May 8, 2026 3:29 pm

I love your reptiloid. I volunteer my brain as a guinea pig for your Island of Doctor Moreau. 

For some reason this thread has put me in mood for old school Aqua Teen Hunger Force.

J. Doe
J. Doe
Reply to  Christ
May 8, 2026 3:47 pm

I mean, I have nothing against splicing an onion with spider and tick genes with a dash of human brain genes, I just find it mildly disturbing that the result has four legs (arachnids have eight), so what happened to the other half???

J. Doe
J. Doe
Reply to  J. Doe
May 8, 2026 3:54 pm

Addendum: I have to add that spider legs are a terrible choice if you want to slice-and-dice with those appendages like the spider onion in your video. If that’s your thing, I would rather recommend Mantis Shrimp genes:

J. Doe
J. Doe
Reply to  J. Doe
May 8, 2026 4:15 pm

Addendum II: Of course, if you are against genetic engineering because you are Christ and consider biological creation perfect as is, then splicing Mantis Genes into you to get slicey-dicey-stabby arms is a no-go. But fear not, there is a new, more modern religion called Techno-Optimism which has you covered! Say no to genetic editing and embrace human augmentation instead! Here they are, the MANTIS BLADE ARM PROSTHETICS – GUARANTEED GENE-FREE!!!

HideAway
HideAway
Reply to  Rob Mielcarski
May 7, 2026 5:47 pm

Excellent peak oil presentation from Charlie Hall, as are most of his, except for the last 30 seconds where he states the possible solution is geothermal, but I’m pretty sure he doesn’t believe it himself.

I think he just puts it in to appease others. I think his “This is where you die” line from a prior slide is his real belief..

I suspect Charlie Hall would be right at home here at un-denial, but has to keep up a semblance of ‘hope’ to stay relevant among all those that have a major investment in denial..

Gaia gardener
Gaia gardener
Reply to  Rob Mielcarski
May 9, 2026 3:46 am

What a lovable curmudgeon Dr. Hall presents to be! I got a kick out of his endearing frustration with the computer system, backseat driving of the slide presentation, and solemn pronouncement of this is when you die. Now in his 80s as one of the modern grandfathers of the peak oil movement, his wealth of knowledge and experience are amazing. So interesting about the natural gradients for different crops in maximizing food production, makes perfect sense that different plant species developed niche habitat. The longer days in the temperate climate growing season make sense for increased PV energy conversion into carbohydrates for better yield, but the tropics with the year round warmth make it up with multiple crops per year. The take-home message for me (not that it needed any emphasizing) was just how reliant we are on fossil fuels for feeding the world. We really must get more used to the idea that lots of people will die from sustained severe calorie restriction syndrome (aka starvation) and not just in already desperate countries in Africa.

It’s been a little while since I posted some photos of our place–the famous Limerick festival was partially to blame. With all this talk of Cactus and starvation, did you know that we are growing a species of edible cactus which you may or may not know as dragonfruit (David H here will give the botanical name of Pitaya). The fruit is delicious, a juicy many seeded thing which kind of looks like a pink or green hand grenade when ripe and the flesh can be different shades of magenta, yellow or white. It’s so hard to describe the taste and texture, maybe like a mild honeydew melon but with tons of tiny edible black seeds that give it a slight crunch. Sorry I didn’t take a recent photo of the fruit (usually I just inhale them). The cactus originates from South America and is a tree climbing cactus, attaching itself to the trunk and branches by roots and long branched arms. They are water-loving cacti so that’s a reason they do pretty well here in the wet tropics. This photo shows young dragonfruit plants which are grown up along a trellis structure we made from reinforcing concrete mesh. We used some bamboo slats to help train it vertically, and also provide a bit of shade to the young plants. It might be another year or so before these plants are productive. The great thing about cacti is you can increase your plantings just by taking a section of stem and poke it into the ground where most likely it will take root. The other common edible cactus you may well know is the prickly pear but that has been declared a noxious weed in Australia so I don’t grow it. So you can have your Cactus and eat it too!

Namaste, friends.

dragonfruit-gate
Renaee
Reply to  Gaia gardener
May 10, 2026 2:53 am

I wanted to watch this, but atm it feels a bit like homework and i am glad for your summary, but may get to it. We have a bag of frozen dragonfruit chunks in the freezer, Lee puts them on breakfast bowls and in smoothies, the color is remarkable, so pretty. I hope they flourish up that impressive looking structure!

nikoB
nikoB
Reply to  Rob Mielcarski
May 7, 2026 3:31 pm

Another way to look at this is that Christianity and its holding power was a force for good in that it destroyed progressive thinking and kept us in a dark age of more or less sustainability within overshoot limits. Anything stepping out of that sphere that wanted to escalate to new knowledge (that would head towards overshoot) should be destroyed.

Not that I believe that was the intent but the function was there. Technology should always be suppressed if it leads to overshoot. We apes are just to dopamine driven.

nikoB
nikoB
Reply to  Rob Mielcarski
May 7, 2026 3:34 pm

Apparently the Saudi’s and Qatar banned US military to fly in their airspace to enforce project freedom (of a brain). This is a huge shift if true. Too much damage done. The US maybe forced to turn over the table and run.

Smile
Smile
May 7, 2026 5:07 am

Drill baby drill.

CampbellS
May 7, 2026 1:37 am

This made me laugh. Very clever at generating new revenue streams those Iranians.

https://www.aljazeera.com/news/liveblog/2026/5/7/iran-war-live-trump-says-deal-with-tehran-possible-israel-bombs-beirut

Iranian ports ready to provide support services to ships in Hormuz

Iran says the country’s ports are prepared to provide maritime services, technical support, supplies, and medical assistance to vessels stranded in the Strait of Hormuz.

The advisory came in a message from Iran’s Ports and Maritime Organization to captains of commercial ships in the Gulf region, the official news agency IRNA reported.

All vessels navigating territorial waters – particularly those in Iranian waters and ports – can benefit from fuel provision, medical services, and maintenance supplies.

The maritime agency said the message will be broadcast through communication networks and very high frequency (VHF) systems in the region three times daily for three days.

Gaia gardener
Gaia gardener
Reply to  CampbellS
May 7, 2026 2:13 am

China, Russia, and now Iran is showing the world that there is another path forward rather than the zero sum stance of the US hegemony which has left trails of destruction all around the globe. What a brilliant diplomatic stroke to offer aide to the vessels entrapped due to this illegitimate war of choice. On one hand, the US offers brutish threats, blockades, and outright priracy, and now Iran plays the gracious host. I note that in this missive there is no concrete mention of payment (seeing as all vessels will eventually have to pay the Strait of Hormuz passage fee), at least for now. After all, in many Asian cultures, the guest is god.

Good on the Iranians for what may be a thinly veiled disguise to enrich their coffers, at least the offer is a very pragmatic gesture given the dire situation for the stranded vessels and done with refinement rather than the daily crass bombast from DJT.

Renaee
Reply to  Gaia gardener
May 7, 2026 3:27 am

I reckon they must be so desperate to get off those ships they will readily take up the Iranian offer, payment or not. It is pretty hilarious and true to form, that they step in afterwards and do exactly what US could not.

el mar
el mar
May 6, 2026 11:40 pm

Thoughts in the morning:

The Industrial Civilization Bullshit Machine (ICBM) inevitably destroys its own natural foundations because it strives for unlimited economic growth on a finite planet.
As CACTUS proves, It is heading toward ecological, energetical and social collapse. 
Without Mort and denial, the ICBM could not exist, and neither would we here at un-denial.
We are children of the ICBM, which has attached itself to the ecosystem like a parasite through a one-way party. Denial is just as necessary for the ICBM as fossil fuels.
The ICBM is our habitat!
Shouldn’t we advocate for un-un-denial?

el mar
el mar
Reply to  Rob Mielcarski
May 7, 2026 12:12 am

Would you agree that industrial civilization would not have developed without Mort?

el mar
el mar
Reply to  Rob Mielcarski
May 7, 2026 12:41 am

…and as a result, there would be very few humans. Approximately less than 500 million!?
…and I would have died of pneumonia as a toddler without antibiotics!

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el mar
el mar
Reply to  Rob Mielcarski
May 8, 2026 12:22 am

Keep on pushing – we have to carry on!

el mar
el mar
Reply to  Rob Mielcarski
May 8, 2026 1:07 am

going to see him this summer in Bonn!

monk
Reply to  Rob Mielcarski
May 7, 2026 3:00 pm

The deep green philosophy adds third point to this.

  1. We know modern industrial civilisation will collapse.
  2. After collapse, humans will once again depend on nature and the annual solar budget.
  3. Industrial civilisation is destroying the living world that we all (human and non-human) rely on for survival.
  4. Therefore, the most morally good outcome for future people, and all living things, is for modern industrial civilisation to collapse as soon as possible. That way there would be more of the living world to support future generations.
  5. People who understand this may feel justified in taking actions they believe would accelerate that collapse.
Huldulæki
Huldulæki
Reply to  el mar
May 7, 2026 12:20 am

I understand degrowth is impossible, but it would have been nice with some simple healthcare.
I know it wont happen.

monk
Reply to  Huldulæki
May 7, 2026 3:04 pm

traditional socieities normally have some sorts of helathcare, espcially herbalism. But yea you wouldnt be getting a hip replacement in old agre or that cancer chemo. Something I have observed is that once you start getting modern medicine interventions, you often need more. As a person in my 30s, I am thinking about what i can do to avoid needing future surgergies, as these may not be avialable at all when I am say 70 – if i live that long. Eg not wrecking my joints so I dont get arthritis

Christ
May 6, 2026 3:09 pm

An analysis of Richard Medhurst’s theory. (h/t C&E comments for the link)

I’m not smart enough to know if this is good critique. But I’m assuming it is.

When Richard first put out his theory, I felt relief because hey, USA is gonna be even stronger. But then Rob had to crush that hopium.  

https://substack.com/@elinaxenophontos/note/c-254752625?r=u4dr&utm_medium=ios&utm_source=notes-share-action

Overall Richard’s theory fails to account for the internal contradictions of the US economy, as well as the contradictions of its imperialist ambitions abroad, which is why it falls short. At most it outlines the objectives the US has in its attempts to thwart China, as well as to make short term gains. However, to present the United States maneuvering as one of success, is problematic and economically flawed.

ps. Flippr’s cheating on us.😊 He took his fine limerick talents over to that site. (good one Flip) 

There once was a gent named Pan,
And a brilliant website he ran,
Climate disruptions,
Financial eruptions,
Keeping us informed, he is the man!

pss. Now that my garden is producing mass quantities of food, I’ve had to up my security. Mr Zeus now patrols in 12 hour shifts instead of 8.

protector
Renaee
Reply to  Christ
May 6, 2026 4:49 pm

Flipper spreading the Limerick joy/madness!
That dry heat of AZ looks like it is great for toms and capsicum – well done. And even more embodied heat radiating in from the solid cement wall – are they common where you are, or just your place? You could go crazy with climbing beans up them as well.

Christ
Reply to  Renaee
May 6, 2026 5:29 pm

You know your craft well. Tomatoes and peppers are the only things we’ve ever been good at growing. Never tried the climbing beans.

Yeah, cement walls are very common in AZ.

Stellarwind72
May 6, 2026 10:43 am

Europe is not only facing military threats, which are discussed below, it also faces the risk of AMOC collapse.

Stellarwind72
Reply to  Stellarwind72
May 6, 2026 10:46 am

A map showing the latitude of European capitals compared to North America for reference of what Europe’s climate might be like without the AMOC.

europe_capitals_north_america
Stellarwind72
Reply to  Rob Mielcarski
May 6, 2026 10:18 am

What a truly enlightened human being. He is known for his uncompromising integrity and his benevolent leadership has improved the lives of people in the US and around the world. He also has a deep respect for nature and a strong commitment to protecting the environment. /s

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el mar
el mar
May 6, 2026 4:11 am

On the German “gelbes forum,” some user are predicting shortterm “blows” from Russia, because the Russias leaders are losing their temper due to aggression from Western Europe:

https://www.dasgelbeforum.net/index.php?id=684189
 
„The time for announcements is just ending –

There will be one final, unambiguously clear “announcement”,
which has already been announced in the international Russian media for May 9th.
This will only be followed by short-term , concrete warnings about increasingly intense, precisely targeted, dynamic physical strikes.

Because this won’t be a war—it will be a brawl with a predetermined outcome and winner. (This is one of the reasons for the long delay…)
Because there will be no further major military power on this planet, certainly not a ‘European’ one led by megalomaniacal and megalomaniacal, crazy German (though there are others, and the agitators in the background) would-be Hitler heirs.

The threshold for a “return” has passed with the “last unambiguous clear statement”; in the meantime, ALL of Russia’s red lines have been crossed.
Because Russia now faces an existential threat from a militarily active(!) aggressive(!) bloc of enemies.

Only a historically short period of time will remain until the “shutdown” of Western Europe, the sending of this part of ‘Western’ civilization into a struggle with itself for the bare survival of the people who will then only be living in it.

The Ukraine “war” has thus become history, with the exception of final, orderly elimination and cleansing actions on the territory of the then-dissolved SMO.
From a tactical and strategic point of view, the Russian armed forces are therefore suddenly “only” facing the European part of our democratic West.

For the USA, based on Russian indications and wise foresight , has clearly signaled its, at least provisional, strategic restraint with the declaration of a troop reduction, which was completely misunderstood and infantilely misinterpreted by the Western Europeans.
They will therefore closely follow and analyze the actions of the extremely annoyed
Russian bear – but nothing more.

The American troops remaining in Europe during this phase will, so to speak, act more or less as neutral election observers –
they will experience the consequences of the election, which has impacted Western Europe militarily, firsthand and directly,
and if necessary, “as required,” in the interests of perfidious Albion, they will be able to exert some influence on individual aspects.

Nothing more, but also nothing less.

Summary of the process:
– The very last, unambiguous announcement: Putin’s speech on May 9, 2026 (the biggest imaginable one!)
– Meeting of Xi with Trump (meeting of the geopolitical “referees” / frame-setters)
– Waiting for the right moment to shoot off, no, ON the bow of Western Europe.

Anyone who wants to see how a pile of chickens scatters when an angry bear suddenly sticks its paw into the coop –
have lots of fun with it!”
MausS

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el mar
el mar
Reply to  Rob Mielcarski
May 6, 2026 8:02 am

No, we are in decline. There is a shortage of money everywhere. Costs are rising and revenues are falling, which is largely due to the energy crisis of our own making. We are at the mercy of America, and in my opinion, the hostility toward Russia is being orchestrated for geopolitical reasons by the powers pulling the strings behind the scenes in the U.S. and Israel.

We cannot go to war, but we can continue to provoke under the umbrella of NATO and facilitate drone strikes. It is possible that we will soon get a few slaps in the face from Russia as a result.

Something hardly anyone is aware of. If Germany, as the EU’s paymaster, fails and all EU member states fall into decline, conflicts within the EU will flare up again. In my opinion, the EU will fall apart.

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Christ
Reply to  Rob Mielcarski
May 5, 2026 8:36 pm

Part one was yesterday and is worth watching. I’ll watch this tonight.

ps. Forget about paqnation, you just accidentally created my new handle name. From this point on I will be known as Christ.😂

CampbellS
Reply to  Christ
May 5, 2026 10:09 pm

Yes that’s brilliant 😂🤣

Christ
Reply to  CampbellS
May 5, 2026 10:42 pm

LOL, I was kidding at first. But its official, paqnation’s dead.

  • T is my middle initial so I’m not even using a fake name now.
  • My charlatan racket will get better donations.
  • Most of my comments elicit a response from the audience of, “oh Christ! what is this guy babbling about now”.
  • I already have the ego that’s required to pull this off.
Renaee
Reply to  Christ
May 5, 2026 11:38 pm

😂 😂 😂

CampbellS
Reply to  Christ
May 6, 2026 2:18 am

So good. 😀

Gaia gardener
Gaia gardener
Reply to  Christ
May 6, 2026 3:27 am

Oh just great. My little brother turns 50 (yes, everyone, he’s officially a half-century just a few days ago and apparently his ego wasn’t big enough to tell us that so we could all wish him a happy birthday!) and suddenly he thinks he’s JC. Maybe an unfortunate side effect of severe TDS is that one starts to pick up some traits of the person one loathes? Don’t ask me to explain where the entity previously known as paqnation gets this from, hate to burst any preconceptions but we’re actually not really genetically related.

Here’s a case where an American saying beats out Aussie slang–and so appropriate to exclaim here “Jesus H Christ in a Chicken Basket!” Hey little brother, don’t expect me to be calling you Christ when I get to speak to you for the first time and sort you out good and proper.

Gaia gardener
Gaia gardener
Reply to  Gaia gardener
May 6, 2026 3:30 am

And another thing–I can’t stand that my post is labeled as a reply to Christ! As if I am praying to him now! Oooooh, he needs a good spanking! (50 slaps!)

Christ
Reply to  Gaia gardener
May 6, 2026 1:39 pm

LOL. I’ve got another bonus for you. The value of getting a thumbs up from me just went through the roof. Instead of a regular old Joe Schmo “like”, you get an actual blessing from Christ himself.😂

Christ
Reply to  Rob Mielcarski
May 6, 2026 1:35 pm

You are forgiven my son. And because you are responsible for this happy accident, just know this:

You got a friend in Jesus
So you know that when you die
I’m gonna set you up
with the spirit in the sky

Renaee
Reply to  Christ
May 6, 2026 4:42 pm

this is too good! Please bless me Christ Almighty 🤣

Christ
Reply to  Renaee
May 6, 2026 5:20 pm

Ask and ye shall receive.

LOL, good lord! With one innocent keystroke typo, Rob created a Frankenstein monster.

HideAway
HideAway
Reply to  Rob Mielcarski
May 6, 2026 12:53 am

There is a saying in this country, that explains a lot about calling BS on something else.

It goes like this.. Jesus F@#$%^g ChrisT…

I put the capital T in as it’s appropriate for your new name and does separate you from the guy from a couple of thousand years ago…

Christ
Reply to  HideAway
May 6, 2026 1:33 am

LOL. Too late. My cult followers demand the small t. And they like the fire pic being right next to it for the subliminal messaging. 😂

nikoB
nikoB
Reply to  Christ
May 6, 2026 2:36 am

I am assuming you want us to pronounce it like Kristy.

Christ
Reply to  nikoB
May 6, 2026 1:26 pm

I don’t mind. But just know that it’s risky business. The punishment for mocking thy Lord’s name is H-E-double hockey sticks.😂

Stellarwind72
Reply to  Rob Mielcarski
May 5, 2026 8:29 pm

I find it interesting that as soon as population starts to decline in a few countries, we start getting flooded with pro-natalist propaganda, even though we in severe overshoot and are adding 80 million people (roughly the population of Germany) every year.

Felix
Felix
Reply to  Rob Mielcarski
May 5, 2026 9:17 pm

I think the main contributing factor to population decline is that in many developed countries young people want to live in a handful of urban population centers that are incredibly expensive and very inconvenient to have children in. I have cousins who are around my age who make half as much as I do, but live in the midwest where after adjusting for cost of living they have an arguably higher quality of life (I’ve always found it depressing there, but they have huge houses and new cars). It is inarguably easier to have kids there though, with larger properties, more tightly bound communities & families that can provide lower cost childcare, babysitting, etc.

There’s a values component as well, many people in the midwest are more religious or traditional, but i think this is sort of an specious cover for another reason, which is that there’s not as much to do there and having a large family occupies their time. They really do enjoy being parents, and it’s relatively easy to do it there. Compare that to large cities where people are have more demanding jobs, smaller houses or apartments, more things to do in their free time, and its no wonder they put off having kids. My cousins though don’t have nearly as much to do, it’s a 3 hour drive to the nearest medium sized city, so after getting married they mostly just hang out at home or with their friends who all have kids of their own, which in turn encourages them to have kids.

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Huldulæki
Huldulæki
Reply to  Felix
May 6, 2026 12:55 am

A interesting comparison from old days before contraceptives. Cities was a population sink. Historically, cities acted as population “sinks,” where death rates exceeded birth rates due to disease, poor sanitation, and malnutrition, requiring constant migration from rural areas to maintain population levels. This trend lasted until the late 18th to mid-19th century, when improved sanitation and nutrition allowed cities to sustain their own growth

el mar
el mar
Reply to  Rob Mielcarski
May 6, 2026 12:19 am

Rob, you’re right. We should have more sex in Germany.
Sorry, I didn’t get out of bed on time today and I’m running a little late!

Renaee
Reply to  Rob Mielcarski
May 5, 2026 7:02 pm

Very good! I like that it brings in Overshoot as well. More precise and tells a bigger story.

Renaee
Reply to  Rob Mielcarski
May 7, 2026 3:30 am

#15A Another variation:

Mind Over Reality Transition
Kickstarted our overshoot condition
Denied from the start
With no way to depart
From our fated CACTUS fruition

And one more new one:

Denial is the name of the game
Everywhere we look it’s the same
The planet is trashed
While we all worship cash
It’s true, the whole world is insane

paqnation
May 5, 2026 6:16 pm

Ever since ships spread out of Europe they’ve had one mission. Rape and pillaging. Asking why ‘America’ is attacking this country is like asking why Jeffrey Epstein raped this girl. What do you mean? Attacking countries and raping children is just what White Empire does. Christopher Columbus immediately began sex-trafficking native children to his men (the journals are horrifying), it’s been Epstein Island since 1492. White people raped slaves and sold their own children. There is no redeemable identity here, there is no conscience to appeal to in Whiteness. White bites and must be put out of its likeness. Epstein and Trump are not some unique corruption. This is White culture. Raping and pillaging and lying.

LOL, take a wild guess who wrote that?

https://indi.ca/how-white-empire-theory-explains-american-foreign-policy/

My big picture reality awareness got me to see that it’s incorrect and narrow-minded. Yes, IMO, whiteness is at the top when it comes to being despicable, atrocities, evil, etc… but it’s probably more about it being the most recent (last 500 years) history so we have more details than prior. And besides, it’s still just the blob doing what the blob does best… Steady Blobbin’

ps. Haven’t listened to that song in 20 years. This lyric had me cracking up:

Fuck PacTel, moved to Sky Pager

LOL,1990s pager culture wars… the good old days.

Christ
Reply to  Rob Mielcarski
May 6, 2026 12:57 am

I’ve been listening to him since I posted this. Get the early stuff. By far his best work.

AmeriKKKa’s Most Wanted (1990)
Kill at Will (1990)
Death Certificate (1991)
The Predator (1992)
Lethal Injection (1993)

Renaee
Reply to  paqnation
May 5, 2026 6:44 pm

I knew immdiately who it was 😉

I nod my head along with what he says, and felt that sting or shame of whiteness from a young age, but I think your analysis is correct, it’s just the most recent incarnation of the blob, though I still hold onto something that cannot condemn the whole human species outright, just what happens when we get into groups.

I have lost audio on my laptop, something that has happened before and corrected itself, but it’s been a few days now and I can only listen to something if I cast it to the TV or put my buds in. In the past I leave it off few a a couple of days, then turn it back on and the internal speakers are restored. So if I am offline for a bit, you know that’s the reason. Which is silly and superstitions reason, but it worked before!

Renaee
Reply to  Rob Mielcarski
May 5, 2026 6:55 pm

ha ha – that’s ok Rob, I worked in that job for a while (hard to believe now) helping people with their computer problems, in the early 2000s. Yes turning it off and on again (restart and complete shut donw), is the only thing that has fixed it in the past. It’s not on mute, and the sound works fine with my buds in, it’s just the internal audio that gets stuck somehow. Nothing else I have tried in the past has fixed it, other than not using it for a few days. I have got it sitting on a cooling rack on my lap, on a book, Gaia’s trick for it not overheating. The battery is also now kaput, and only works when plugged in. I really should replace it, but i keep hoping it will last long ‘enough’.

Renaee
Reply to  paqnation
May 5, 2026 7:07 pm

put the buds in = great song, havin’ a chair groove…
Sky pager = ha ha, I also worked in a paging centre for a while, and i had to read back the paging messages to people to confirm I heard what they said, then type it in and send it off to the person with the pager.

monk
May 5, 2026 5:58 pm

There once was a system that grew
On old sunlight’s stores it withdrew
Yet growth couldn’t last
Once the limits were passed
And collapse came much sooner than due

HideAway
HideAway
Reply to  monk
May 6, 2026 1:14 am

Suggestion..
On old sunlight’s stores we went through

monk
Reply to  HideAway
May 6, 2026 4:59 pm

I like it, good idea!